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Green gets Sexy!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

by Enrique Cruz

Without sounding too Gay — ‘Looking forward to watchin’ Leo DiCaprio get Gore-y with “The 11th Hour –  the environmental doc that lets viewers know: ”This is what happens when you fuck Mother Nature in the ass.”

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The Flicks “Live More, Consume Less” message, while admirable, will be wasted on most of the SUV-lovin’ suburbia masses…but, lets hope ”green” clicks with a few more next-gens — with a need for flossin’ hybrids. 

Go to Rehab?

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

by Enrique Cruz

‘Reading about our “rehab-obsessed society” and the trend to drink and party..and clean up for 30 days.

The coolest room for  star-fucking seems to be in “Rehab.”

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Personally, I’m not big on star fucking…(um, I take that back…’just depends on the star) — but, I like the idea of a “celeb rehab make-over.” — (except for the not drinking part…that’s just seems wrong)……But, it’s like getting your car washed…’gotta love the shiney new glow of hope.

Gay Sex Lube Job?

Friday, August 10th, 2007

by Enrique Cruz

I read the papers online ‘most every day; this caught my eye, a book called: “Lube Jobs” — ’supposed to help boost ”marital sex” before it goes stale  – from the text they claim it’s a light hearted “how-to manual aimed at jump-starting marriages that have drifted into boredom…”  — I wrote about a similar story before…avoiding the seven year itch.

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Yep, we have a Gay version of that book (sorta) on our other blog: “GaySexReport.com

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I’d call it a primer on things related to gay sex, with some lube jobs thrown in for fun…check it out (lube optional).

Latin 101

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Back to that topic of mine, about the innate sexiness of Latino men:

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Here’s the deal. I was walking by a construction site and there they were. At least five, sweaty, dripping Latino studs. Were they all built? No. Didn’t matter. The sheer animal potency they exuded more than made up for muscle. Then they saw me eyeing them. And the dance began. That is, as I cruised, they put on a show. Jeans fell a little lower on sinewy, sweaty hips. Hands went down to paw moist crotches. Signals flew back and forth. If a gang rape could happen, I needed to get my ass down there right quick.

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No gang rape happened. In fact, I was arrested. But there’s a lot of fodder in my memory banks, the next time I need to get off to a vision of hot Latins requiring release….

- Jack X, FREE AGAIN

Outing Gay Rappers…

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

by Enrique Cruz

Recently, there’s a ‘lotta talk this side of town about: who is the “gay rapper?”

Personally, I’m not a big fan of “outing” closet gays…especially those that make earn their money from being straight…but, like everyone else, I enjoy the homo erotic trend in music videos and playing the guessing game…roll tape:


Drop me your own thoughts on the issue!

 

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