by Enrique Cruz

I read the papers online ‘most every day; this caught my eye, a book called: “Lube Jobs” — ’supposed to help boost ”marital sex” before it goes stale  – from the text they claim it’s a light hearted “how-to manual aimed at jump-starting marriages that have drifted into boredom…”  — I wrote about a similar story before…avoiding the seven year itch.

Yep, we have a Gay version of that book (sorta) on our other blog: “GaySexReport.com”

I’d call it a primer on things related to gay sex, with some lube jobs thrown in for fun…check it out (lube optional).

Back to that topic of mine, about the innate sexiness of Latino men:

Here’s the deal. I was walking by a construction site and there they were. At least five, sweaty, dripping Latino studs. Were they all built? No. Didn’t matter. The sheer animal potency they exuded more than made up for muscle. Then they saw me eyeing them. And the dance began. That is, as I cruised, they put on a show. Jeans fell a little lower on sinewy, sweaty hips. Hands went down to paw moist crotches. Signals flew back and forth. If a gang rape could happen, I needed to get my ass down there right quick.

No gang rape happened. In fact, I was arrested. But there’s a lot of fodder in my memory banks, the next time I need to get off to a vision of hot Latins requiring release….

- Jack X, FREE AGAIN

by Enrique Cruz

Recently, there’s a ‘lotta talk this side of town about: who is the “gay rapper?”

Personally, I’m not a big fan of “outing” closet gays…especially those that make earn their money from being straight…but, like everyone else, I enjoy the homo erotic trend in music videos and playing the guessing game…roll tape:

Drop me your own thoughts on the issue!

I got to say, I enjoyed our Mr. Cruz’ video journey through Wal-Mart. (Was it me, by the way, or was there some serious flirting going on in the condom aisle?)

Anyway. Once again I’m struck by how EC appears: satanic and cherubic, a horny devil with a heart of gold. I do believe this is all in the man; that he is and always will be a serious filmmaker/art student who merely took a road less traveled. And what better road than Wal-Mart, for supplies or otherwise? OK, it’s no Home Depot. But you can’t spend much time in any such megalopolis without being confronted, aisle after aisle, with variations of hotness.

Also: as I’ve often stated, great fun can be had in just about any public bathroom. Provided the old greeters at the Big W don’t see you slip by…

- Jack X, most likely doomed to wear an ugly blue vest and wave at shoppers in the very near future.

EC writes about if we’re gay or—not. OK. My thought?

Enough. Men, married or otherwise, get hard. Actually, ALL men get hard, and most of the time. That is life. That is what’s imbedded in the male DNA. And, men with a hard dick need to unload. End of story.  - Jack X

by Enrique Cruz

“Do you know how to do the Umbrella dance?” Somebody asked me last night.  I was at a house party in north Miami for someone’s 25 birthday party….(doing my location scouting) — and drinking and dancing was on the menu. 

Is it something about the heat, or just the Southern twang that makes people wanna do things with their booty when they dance…anyway here’s a clip of what it felt like:

by Enrique Cruz

‘Been doing everything to avoid packing for my trip back to Sunny Ft. Lauderdale on Saturday – (for new model castings ; location scouting, party biz)…if you’re out in that area and can help out behind the scene with any of that…be sure to drop us a line!

So….Reading today about the “Grim Reaper Pussy” — (how ’bout that for a movie title?)– or the amazing Pussy Cat of Death: a Kitty named Oscar that predicts when nursing home patients are going to die by laying next them…now there’s a final lap dance you’d want to avoid!

I say when you gotta check out, be sure to go out with a smile…and a cutie by your side (or something very close to that): 

Check out our own “Cutie Weekend 1/2 Price DVD Sale!”

by Enrique Cruz

“D’oooh,” — If you’re like me, you’ll be watching Homer Simpson chow down on donuts this weekend…However, new research says if you wanna live longer you should eat less: In this Charlie Rose clip Scientists discuss the basics on how to extend your life span by simply eating less…a whole lot less:

Since, we’re all a bunch of porkers….Good luck with that one!

by Enrique Cruz

Seems the website: Cruising for Sex (listings of places to get some)

they are mad as shit at the entire city of “Ft. Lauderdale” — and calling for Gays to boycott spending time there.   They offer this: “gay people spend $64 billion dollars on travel money per year so clearly our dollars can help (or hurt if withdrawn) a local economy. ”  — As someone that travels to Florida I don’t see much about it as “anti-gay”…but, I’m sure I’m missing some of the details — (could have something to do with the fact that I’m not out in public crusing for sex).

I remember here in New York City they cracked down on the Parks, and public bathrooms…and I also remember not caring about that either.  Ultimately, if you are really cruising for sex…I’m sure you can find more than your share at myspace.com.

by Enrique Cruz

Feeling Yummy? – I am.  (and I have the pinky in the mouth to prove it).

Here’s my round-up: Starting with a funny youtube clip:
apparently St8 Boyz are allowed a gay moment if they call: “No Homo.” — right after:

Over in the Gay Sex Report:  Our possie had some St8 tales!  Underwear fetishes were reavealed; Kissing stories told…Dancing is the new foreplay — and some Cruz Advice: “Hard Dicks never Lie!”