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Monday, January 21st, 2008One day till Enrique’s big party. Who’s going? What you wearing? But, as I’m sort of a Net expert on gay dating, let me provide a few tips.
- Don’t go there looking for sex, no matter how hot EC’s boys are. Don’t misunderstand me; I know it’s all about sex. But I’ve had a lifetime of experience with these scenes and I tell you that nothing is more attractive than not needing it. Keep your head cool, calm and collected. They will come.
- Avoid recreational substances. I know, we turn to them for better attitudes. They don’t work. Diet Coke and great music actually performs the same trick.
- Somebody let me know how hot EC really is.
- Dance. Just keep your arms down, in straight-man fashion. And, lastly, have a great time.
- Jack X










