I may have written about this before. The odds are that I have. But I love men who display.

It could be on a beach or in a park. It could be on a sidewalk, when you notice the guy is flaunting his package. The best place for me was always the supermarket. That’s where the exhibitions really come out. They stroll the aisles and drop a hand to their bulges. They’re not buying - they’re selling. In fact, they’re not really selling. They’re simply parading their male goods.

The worst case was when a dude was cruising the fuck out of me in a Florida Publix. He followed me aisle to aisle, and he was hot, too. I was interested. But I was caught outside by a friend of a friend. My stud stood there as I made small talk with this doctor. I think he thought I was hooking up with the old bastard. He was wrong.

- Jack X

Quite some time ago, long before Rudolph attacked Eighth Avenue, I visited a male move house. It wasn’t the Adonis. In fact, I forget the name. It was just a sleazy man club, I had a few drinks on 42nd street beforehand, so I wasn’t well geared to deal with hustlers.

Well, then. I was watching a porn flick when a very good-looking young man approached. My dick was raging, to be sure. He led me into the basement of the theatre and then he sucked me off like nobody’s business. I was aware at the time that my wallet was in jeopardy. But, when you’re getting head like the head of your dreams, you kind of blank out.

I shot my load into his mouth. Then I realized my wallet was gone and I freaked. There I was, in that dingy, disgusting cellar, with that cocksucker. Then I remembered what what my best friend told me: tenacity. I didn’t give up. even as the vile hustler was telling me that I must’ve lost it it the theatre. But I persisted. I searched. He got pissed off as I kept looking. Then I saw truth - he had flipped my wallet out of my pants while he was sucking me off.

The best part? He pretended to be happy when I found it. The better part? When I told him I had $300 bucks in it. Let me tell you - I bought drinks for everybody at La Rousse that night.

- Jack X

Big balls mean a lot. They mean, in fact, more than a big dick. Men with big brass balls have a great deal to give – they’re men. They can shoot long and hard. It’s always exciting to see guys with big balls because they’re the essence of what a real man is, a breeder, a seeder.

Now, I also need to see hair on those nuts. I want it natural. It’s so sexy to see that area – what is it called? – between the nuts and the asshole. I love the hair around the hole. And let’s not forget, those dudes with the massive balls command attention. A big dick is a fine thing. But huge nuts tell you that you’re with a true stud. I don’t like the fake ones, the balls that are dragged down by chains. They gotta be plump and full and ready to blast. I also don’t like the balls that swing too low. They’re usually scraggy. Nope. I want ‘em huge and ready to flood the whole show.

- Jack X

It’s hard. Well, of course it is. But it’s a bitch when you’re not a bottom, even though you want to be one. I never got it, as a boy. It always felt like rape. These days, however, I’m eager to take it.

There’s a surrender that takes over when you get older. You want that big dick plunging into you, hurting you. You turn into a slave and you like it, a receptacle, a seed dump. That means your man is breeding you and, yeah, you take it. He’s totally in control and his dick is more in charge. God, it’s hot as fuck.

- Jack X

Teabagging. I didn’t quite know what it was until a straight bud educated me. This is yet another sexual thrill for the straight guy, be it done by a buddy or a girlfriend.

For me, it’s empty. I just don’t get it. There are dudes who love having their nips suck and it leaves me cold. Simialrly, with teabagging, which translates to dropping your nuts into somebody’s mouth. So many guys get off on it, it staggers me. They love having their balls sucked. I don’t. It’s too vulnerable an area, for one thing. For another, there’s no sensual pleasure for me. Then again, though…I like the guys who like it. It’s an easy way to get a bud off, and they go fucking crazy. Makes me feel like a woman, in a way.

- Jack X