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1. Clear the Set August 20th, 2007 When you shoot porn, everything becomes either tense as shit or funny. I mean, even the standard words to film a scene take on new meaning: ‘action’. ‘Cut’. And it’s hard not to crack jokes when you’re bare-assed with several other bare-assed guys, waiting till the director has his lighting and angles down. The worst shoot for me, back in the ’90’s, was supposed to be the easiest. Hell, I wasn’t even fucking; the director just wanted to use my house. Cool. Easy money, and I’d get to see a few studs going at it in the bargain. Uh…no. It was a nightmare. He was filming with eight studs, all of whom trooped into my house nearly nude, spent hour upon hour sucking and fucking, and made enough grunting and shouting noise for about a dozen Mardi Gras’. OK, you say. So, what was the problem? My landlady. Who lived in the house in front of me and chose that ONE FUCKING DAY to do what she never did: bring stuff into the garage adjoining my house, for storage. Talk about a movie within a movie… - Jack X, retired Posted in Videos, Behind The Scenes | Leave a Reply Name Mail (will not be published) Website