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When It Swings
July 16th, 2007True story.
A long time ago I went to school in South Florida. Redneck boys everywhere, and they sniffed out weakness and tore into it like sharks on an unlucky Yellowfin. I got by, somehow. But I used to wonder why another kid was never hassled, when everything about him had ‘target’ painted on it. He was skinny. He was gentle and sweet. He was British, for Christ’s sake. And no high school ape ever harassed him.
Then the answer appeared. I saw it in the showers one day and it looked like it was hanging a few feet between his legs. The boy was hung like the Derby winner. And that was and remains the bottom line in the Great Male Respect Ledger. The other dudes could flex and strut till they passed out, and maybe the mule boy couldn’t even get that monster hard (I hear it’s a prob, when it’s big enough to knock out a wall). Didn’t matter. On as primal a level as it gets, all men bow to the guy who has to tie it to his ankle.
The moral? Straight guys are size queens too, sort of.
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July 27th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
LOL that is funny…..If they were straight why are they look at another guys dick